Allrighty then, this is the first blog post from the greatest blog in the world. I will be talking about all of this political Hooha going on in the news. The Hooha that I speak of is the incorrectness of being politically correct.
Their verbal on no pance party goes a little something like this- Barack Obama is a strong candidate, but does he have the experience? Hilary is a cold biotch? Huckabee is a trite conondrum? McCain is an Superman villain? He is made of kryptonite? This could all be true or could it be fooba. It is damn sure entertaining for little children.
They should make em' into cartoon charcters and have them scare the kiddies with their political bitterness into picking up something called a book? If I were to write a book right now it would be about why Flea of The Red Hot Chili Peppers should be president. There are many reasons why this should happen- 1. Flea kicks ass. 2. Flea is awesome. 3. Flea is laidback as hell. 4. The only bombs that Flea drops is funk bombs. 5. He's a family man. 6. He enjoys the finer arts. 7. He's an international ambassador to every country with his wang antics. 8. The ladies enjoy the crazy outfits. 9. He rocks out naked. 10. He has many tattoos. 11. He doesn't spew verbal diarea 12. Jimi Hendrix is one of his main influences. 13. Cuz Flea don't wear no monkey suits only birthday suits. Those are only a few of the qualities that make a formidable political candidate. So when you vote for the big cheese in January, make sure you make the right choice for write in candidate.
1 comment:
I really agree with you. Maybe not exactly in the same way (I'm not as huge of a Flea fan as you are), but it really does make you think about who we are voting for. Most of the candidates have huge flaws and it really makes you wonder if there is really NO ONE better in the entire country who can do the job. I mean, at this point... what do we really have to lose?
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