Monday, February 25, 2008
Covered In Punks Blood
The Rodham Clinton-Obama Debate is heating up. The smack talk has turned serious as the rhetoric gets serious and the persuasion gets deadly. Clinton started the latest argument by saying that Obama, "would need a beginners' guide to the world's hot-spots if elected president." If that aint smack talk then I don't know what is. Apparently Obama's campaign accused the Clinton election committee of "shameful, offensive fear-mongering." This was a response to a Clinton aide sending a picture of Obama in Middle Eastern attire to a gossip magazine. Oh my, verbal slander from would be presidents? It is like getting pay per view boxing for free. This boxing is not with brutal jabs, but with verbal acid nuclear spit. The boxing ring is the United States of America. Just like Thunder Dome two men/women enter only one leaves to become controlled by U.S big business.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Yippie Kai Yay
Allrighty then, this is the first blog post from the greatest blog in the world. I will be talking about all of this political Hooha going on in the news. The Hooha that I speak of is the incorrectness of being politically correct.
Their verbal on no pance party goes a little something like this- Barack Obama is a strong candidate, but does he have the experience? Hilary is a cold biotch? Huckabee is a trite conondrum? McCain is an Superman villain? He is made of kryptonite? This could all be true or could it be fooba. It is damn sure entertaining for little children.
They should make em' into cartoon charcters and have them scare the kiddies with their political bitterness into picking up something called a book? If I were to write a book right now it would be about why Flea of The Red Hot Chili Peppers should be president. There are many reasons why this should happen- 1. Flea kicks ass. 2. Flea is awesome. 3. Flea is laidback as hell. 4. The only bombs that Flea drops is funk bombs. 5. He's a family man. 6. He enjoys the finer arts. 7. He's an international ambassador to every country with his wang antics. 8. The ladies enjoy the crazy outfits. 9. He rocks out naked. 10. He has many tattoos. 11. He doesn't spew verbal diarea 12. Jimi Hendrix is one of his main influences. 13. Cuz Flea don't wear no monkey suits only birthday suits. Those are only a few of the qualities that make a formidable political candidate. So when you vote for the big cheese in January, make sure you make the right choice for write in candidate.
Their verbal on no pance party goes a little something like this- Barack Obama is a strong candidate, but does he have the experience? Hilary is a cold biotch? Huckabee is a trite conondrum? McCain is an Superman villain? He is made of kryptonite? This could all be true or could it be fooba. It is damn sure entertaining for little children.
They should make em' into cartoon charcters and have them scare the kiddies with their political bitterness into picking up something called a book? If I were to write a book right now it would be about why Flea of The Red Hot Chili Peppers should be president. There are many reasons why this should happen- 1. Flea kicks ass. 2. Flea is awesome. 3. Flea is laidback as hell. 4. The only bombs that Flea drops is funk bombs. 5. He's a family man. 6. He enjoys the finer arts. 7. He's an international ambassador to every country with his wang antics. 8. The ladies enjoy the crazy outfits. 9. He rocks out naked. 10. He has many tattoos. 11. He doesn't spew verbal diarea 12. Jimi Hendrix is one of his main influences. 13. Cuz Flea don't wear no monkey suits only birthday suits. Those are only a few of the qualities that make a formidable political candidate. So when you vote for the big cheese in January, make sure you make the right choice for write in candidate.
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